Rewind the clock to December of 2010. It's New Years Eve (yes, the post title is a bit of a lie...but go with it), and the party is at our place. What makes this party worth mentioning is the theme: white trash!
The best thing about this party was the price tag. No fancy decorations, no expensive menu items. Just the bare essentials. Like, for example, cheap candles shoved into empty cans of beer so cheap that I'd never heard of it.
The food was also spectacular. It consisted of several casseroles, wieners in BBQ sauce, a random loaf of white bread (for the hotdogs, perhaps?), a can of spray cheese (what other kind is there?), a bottle of ranch dressing (the official condiment of any white trash gathering), and a Twinkie castle for dessert.
Anyone not partaking in the boxed wine or Keystone Light could enjoy a can or two of off-brand Mountain Dew. Even the children.
In fact, the kids were even more white trash than some of the adults. Wife beaters, tattoos, and all.
That's right: a tramp stamp on a 10-year-old. But I think everyone would agree that the party was highlighted by the arrival of Kacey, Jacob, and Kelly. Seriously, does it get anymore white trash than this?? (Disclaimer: Kimmy was trying to be white trash, I promise.)
Happy New Year!
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